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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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