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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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