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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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