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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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