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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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