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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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