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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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