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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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