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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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