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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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