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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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