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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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