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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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