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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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