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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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