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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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