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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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