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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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