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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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