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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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