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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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