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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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