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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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