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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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