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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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