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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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