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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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