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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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