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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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