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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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