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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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