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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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