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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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