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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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