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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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