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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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