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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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