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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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