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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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