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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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