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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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