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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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