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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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