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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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