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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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