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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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