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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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