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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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