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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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