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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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