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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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