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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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