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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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