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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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