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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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