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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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