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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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