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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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