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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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